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THIS
AIN’T
COLORADO.

WYOMING-ISSUED. GREENIE-DISAPPROVED.

Official-looking gear for unofficial border enforcement. Built for locals, patriots, and anyone who knows which side of the state line they belong on.

BUILT ON FREEDOM   ★   BACKED BY COMMON SENSE   ★   ESTABLISHED FOREVER   ★   GREENIES TURN AROUND

GEAR FOR THE GOOD SIDE OF THE BORDER.

STANDARD ISSUE

KNOW YOUR OFFICERS

MEET
THE MEN
BEHIND
THE
BADGE.

One enforces the law—especially his own. The other enforces the snack schedule. Together, they’re Wyoming’s last line of defense against traffic, turquoise hair, and opinions.

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THE MISSION

KEEP WYOMING
WILD. WEIRD. OURS.

Wyoming Border Patrol is a satire clothing brand built for people who love Wyoming’s open spaces, small-town values, and dry sense of humor. We make unapologetic gear for locals who are tired of seeing every trailhead, boat ramp, campsite, and hot spring turn green.

BORDER DISPATCH

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